I hope this isn’t too personal, but I always seem to have at least one pair of jeans that I have to refer to as “breathing optional.” I’m not sure why I find the laws of jeans-physics so complicated. Wait, would that be physics—or maybe geometry? Jean-ometry? Whatever it is, the internal area of the jeans times the square root of the stretch of the fabric still can’t equal less that the sum of the body mass trying to fit inside it. This should not be so rocket-science-y. When my children were younger, I remember a few instances when wearing …
